Closely followed by some random Scot's guy telling me (like I didn't already know) to "never forget your handbag". The way he said it...hahahaha!
I've decided that condoms are infinitely odd things. I manage to get them round the wrong way for starters. And the lube they use - ick. Isn't lube meant to make shit slippery? My hands felt dry all day
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